An Honest Review of Bars @ Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Patpong & Pattaya…
Time to review Spice Girls go-
I take a seat nearby at Fanny’s Bar where I have a good view of the entrance to Spice Girls. Soi Cowboy is busy and it has taken 40 min's for the first customer to walk inside, which is strange, it’s time to see why.
As I entered Spice Girls I notice one of the dancers who was outside following me in I tried to discourage her but this fell on deaf ears so of we go to a seat and it took about 30 seconds to get rid of her which did erk me, this is like a 7/11 and I'm the customer so let me choose my bargirl FFS. I order a beer and the award for the most expensive beer list goes to Spice Girls my regular Tiger beer is 250฿ congratulations, my beer at the Shadow Bar cost 90฿.
Spice Girls is a good size with an elevated dance floor in the middle there’re 8 attractive dancers on stage and do put on a good show since they can dance and not just hang onto a pole. I decide to have a chat with the waitress and ask how much to barfine one of the dancers and she says they cant be barfined but the waitresses can for 1000฿ HA HA so the award for the most expensive barfine for the oldest bargirls in Soi Cowboy goes to Spice Girls, If you're into that age group then you can barfine a 40 year old bargirl at the Moonshine Joint or Jungle Jim's for 500฿.
The guy that came in earlier was seated opposite with one of the dancers cuddling up together and this poor sap has love in his eyes FFS you would have to see it to grasp fully how retarded this looked the way he looks in her eyes then cuddles in if wants sleep then looks back at her really……. Give me a bucket. The poor sap is getting sucked dry by the waitresses as I saw twice when its time to buy another round the waitresses are like vultures and zeroed in on him so he was buying 5 drinks at a time, really is bad stuff they tried me a few times you just got to say no and check your bill every time you order a drink.
So there's the problem here if you come to Spice Girls every man and his dog wants a drink (except they’re woman) and if you cant barfine the dancers then you are better of going somewhere else and it seems that is what other people have already figured out.
Spice Girls Soi Cowboy Bangkok 4/10
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