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Soi Cowboy Bangkok

An Honest Review of Bars @ Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Patpong & Pattaya…


Toy Bar | Soi Cowboy

The Toy Bar, once you know Soi Cowboy and are in the mood to let yourself go for a night then the Toy Bar is the place just leave all your morals at the door and jump right into whatever you are comfortable with letting your hands go for a walk.

Buy a bargirl a drink at 100฿ a pop and your night will be one that you will remember for a long time. Obviously the first time you attend you will be a bit hesitant but after going there a few times you will know just how far you can go these women juice up nicely as long as you’re not too obese then its pretty hard juicing any chick up, just be happy having a hot woman giving you a bit of a rub. Bellow is a look at my first encounters with the Toy Bar.

Toy Bar - Soi Cowboy

I always like having a drink outside before venturing in any bar, if I had known then what goes on inside then I would have been in like a shot also with the tomboy situation it ends up that they keep track of all the lady drinks for the coyote dancers.

Inside The Toy Bar

The Toy Bar situated within Soi Cowboy, it has taken me 3 attempts to review this place. Let's start with the first attempt, I take a seat outside, and was greeted by the Mamason no problem she's friendly and speaks good English. I order a whiskey which is 120฿ and take a look around there's a Thai guy sitting around drinking a beer and is talking to one of the women (girlfriend) when my drink arrives she asks, do I want go inside with her over there… mmmm no she's talking some guy… I just say No, then get left alone. About 20 min's later the Mamason comes over again and asks if I’m hungry before I can answer she's pointing at that woman again saying I should take her for a meal FFS cant the Thai boyfriend afford it, I just laugh and say No but I think this is retarded so finish my drink and leave.

At least I'm getting a good view of the women out front DeJavu Go-Go Bar every time I come here.

Attempt Number 2 for the Toy Bar, again everyone's friendly but now we have a tomboy who is pretty possessive over one of the women, the last thing that you want is chicks in relationships and their partners are turning up, so I have no interest to go inside just yet. I will one day as the women that dance look ok when they come outside to get some fresh air the Toy Bar is inexpensive to just sit out front and have a drink.

Attempt Number 3 for the Toy Bar, cool no sign of any boyfriends, tomboys or any hangers on. Ok straight inside this place and it’s a clone of Fanny's Bar, Moonshine Joint and Jungle Jim's since all have the same owner. There’re three women dancing and all look pretty good.

An obese guy is seated by the bar with 2 of the dancers all over him since he has bought them a drink (lady drinks are 100฿). After about 10 min's of him butt grabbing they're gone as the drinks are finished and he didn't buy anymore… he looks a little confused as to why they left, HA HA just buy another drink and only have one girl over at a time if you’re not cashed up.

Now for the freak show, in walks and elderly man he must be a regular as one of the girls/women jumps down from the small stage and takes him to the end corner of the bar, after a quick talk, he orders drinks and she gets prepared with a towel and wet wipes and proceeds to give him a hand job right there, I'm glad he's got his back facing my direction, anyway I try keep on talking to the chick I'm having a drink with but it's a bit hard not looking over, after about 10 min's she wipes her hands with a wet wipe and she's back up dancing, now you would think that's it but no another dancer comes over he buys a drink for her and then she proceeds to jerk him off, I'm thinking WTF and the women I'm having a drink with says ‘He No Cum….He No Cum’ HA HA HA.

She explains that he pays 500฿ for this (they have a room for privacy its 200฿….GET A ROOM). He starts moving like he's going to have a fit so that's my cue I'm out of there FFS…. Really it's a bit off putting, just pay the extra 200฿ for a bit of privacy.

Toy Bar 3/10. If you're into this well Jackpot, this is the place to go and for those people 8/10.